I LOVE YOU

sorry, i don't love you...i love diet pepsi with 2 squirts of cherry in it. everyday i have to have one. sometimes i have two. i crave the stuff. i get irritable if i don't have it. i can't even think about walking down those dreaded stairs to work without it in my hand. i love it on monday mornings, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, a few of them on saturdays, and yes mark always goes to the gas station to buy me on on sundays. that's where i see one of my sister-in-laws the most, at the gas station. pepsi is my cocaine, but with 2 squirts of cherry it's my "personal brand of heroine" (hurry, name that movie). i have a problem. i could save $30.00 a month if i didn't have to have it. my grandma always told me with all the money i save from not drinking coffee, alcohol, or smoking cigarettes that i would be rich someday. too bad i love diet pepsi so much, so i'm only going to be half as rich. i don't like it out of the can so much. it has to be the fountain. so, now i'm off....to get my diet pepsi with 2 squirts of cherry. i need help.

"When I grow up..."

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